- Peggy Hill: I had to talk to someone. It's about Nancy... she's having an affair.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Oh my God! She's cheating on John Redcorn?
- John Redcorn: [Hank arrives at John Redcorn's trailer] Hank. Would you like a beer?
- Hank Hill: [takes the beer] This is not a social call, John Redcorn.
- John Redcorn: I think I know why you're here. Your wife came to me with a headache. A *real* headache.
- [short pause, reiterating]
- John Redcorn: Her head *actually* hurt.
- Hank Hill: I know that. But as I recall, that's how it started with Nancy Gribble.
- John Redcorn: Hank, you are my friend. I promise you that I would never heal your wife the way I have healed the wives of others.
- Hank Hill: You better not, because if you lay one unprofessional hand on Peggy, I'm gonna kick your ass!
- [Wind blows in John Redcorn's hair as Hank notices his muscles and his height comparison. He turns to leave]
- Hank Hill: I will...