- Janet: Arnold told me all about your field trips, Dorothy Ann.
- Dorothy Ann: [alarmed] What did he say!
- Janet: That they were, and I quote, "highly unusual".
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Welcome to outer space, class. The only planetarium open 24 hours a day, seven days a week! And how are all my astronauts doing?
- [the others laugh]
- Phoebe Terese: We hardly weigh anything compared to my old planet earth.
- Keesha Franklin: I wonder if that mean's there's less gravity pulling on us here.
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Exactly, Keesha. Good thinking.
- [chuckles briefly]
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Come along, class, follow the bouncing lizard. This way, please.
- Carlos Ramon: If the ones that hit the planet are called meteorites, what do you call the ones that miss?
- Wanda Li: What?
- Carlos Ramon: [as he and the rest of the class jump down a cliff] Meteor-wroooooongs!
- Keesha Franklin: I wonder if Mars could have been another Earth if it had water and wasn't so cold?
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Hm, maybe, but as I always say, Mars is the best place for ice cream.
- Ralphie Tennelli: [looking around] Ice cream? Where?
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Here.
- [jumping down a nearby ice cliff]
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Ice screeeeeeam!
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: [as she and the class approach to sun to begin their tour of the solar system] Class, are you all wearing your special, heavy-duty sunblock 8,000 sungoggles?
- Keesha Franklin: I wonder how many earths would fit in the sun?
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Over a million. Hold on to your goggles! Yeehaa!
- Ralphie Tennelli: [pretending to speak into the PA system, when he's really hiding behind a box] Attention, all students, we've just learned that scientists have made their first contact with an alien from outer space.
- Phoebe Terese: An alien!
- Arnold: Wow!
- Tim: Ralphie was right.
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Oh my!
- Ralphie Tennelli: [as Liz jumps from Ms. Frizzle's shoulder to reveal Ralphie hiding behind the box] The alien, claiming to be from Pluto, has called to complain about a pile of litter that was recently dumped on his planet.
- Phoebe Terese, Arnold, Tim, Janet, Carlos Ramon, Wanda Li: Ralphie!
- Janet: [as the bus enters outer space] What's happening?
- Ralphie Tennelli, Dorothy Ann, Keesha Franklin, Tim, Carlos Ramon, Arnold, Wanda Li, Phoebe Terese: A field trip!
- Janet: Arnold told me all about your field trips, Dorothy Ann.
- Dorothy Ann: [alarmed] What did he say?
- Janet: That they were, and I quote, "highly unusual".
- Keesha Franklin: It's probably cold down there because Saturn's pretty far away from the sun.
- Tim: But Ms. Frizzle said "cold and dark".
- Janet: It could be very, very dark on Saturn!
- Carlos Ramon: Oh, no you don't! You just want to grab more stuff!
- Janet: Hey, I'm just trying to help! If you want to play "Let's Find Ms. Frizzle Without A Map" for the rest of your life, that's fine with me!
- Dorothy Ann: [as the bus orbits the earth, the class is experiencing zero gravity] We're weightless!
- Arnold: We're in trouble!
- Janet: No, Arnold, we're in orbit around the earth!
- Ralphie Tennelli: We're lost in space!
- Ralphie Tennelli, Janet, Dorothy Ann, Keesha Franklin, Tim, Carlos Ramon, Arnold, Wanda Li, Phoebe Terese: We're lost in space!
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Well, since we're lucky enough to have a guest today, I say it's the perfect time for a - field trip!
- Janet: I got straight As on all my reports.
- Carlos Ramon, Wanda Li, Ralphie Tennelli, Dorothy Ann: We know, we know, enough already!
- Ralphie Tennelli: [after an asteroid barely crashes against the bus] What was that?
- Phoebe Terese: What happened?
- Dorothy Ann: What's going on?
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Don't worry class, just an unexpected orbital interruption. Let's just see where we are, shall we?
- Janet: [after Ms. Frizzle and Liz fly away to Pluto, Janet chuckles as the enters the bus] Um... bad news.
- Phoebe Terese: [worried] Janet, we're not only lost in space...
- Ralphie Tennelli: [chiming in] We're lost in space without a teacher!
- Wanda Li: What're we gonna do, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?
- Ms. Valerie Frizzle: [as she and Liz start drifting away to Pluto] Keep your claw on that button, Liz. Uup, uup, and awaaaaay!