- [first lines]
- Sam: What're you watching?
- Jo: The tape from the dating agency.
- Sam: Ah, cool. Can I watch? I want to see all those saddoes.
- Jo: They are not saddoes.
- Sam: I bet they are: "Hellooo, my name is Colin and I'm a computer programmer."
- Jo: So I'm a saddo, am I?
- Sam: No, of course not. You're desperate.
- Jo: Why Satan chose me to bear his daughter I do not know.
- [last lines]
- Sam: I've been thinking about what you said yesterday. You know, about going on dates.
- Jo: Oh, right.
- Sam: And I asked some of my friends what they thought you should do.
- Jo: That was very thoughtful of you.
- Sam: Two of the boys thought you should go out with the woman. They thought it sounded interesting.
- Jo: Yes, well, that's boys for you.
- Sam: And one of the girls asked if you would go out with her granddad, 'cause he's all alone too, but he's got no teeth and his breath smells so I don't think that was a good idea.
- Jo: No, right.
- Sam: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I reckon that if you want to go on some dates, then you should.
- Jo: As it happens, I've been doing a lot of thinking today. And you know what I've decided? Come on, let's go to Dunkin' Donuts.
- Sam: Yes!