Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Tasteless Frank (2005)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

Quotes 

• Frank Barone : [Ray has given him a quiche spiked with horseradish, jalapeno and wasabi as prank; but Frank nibbles on it as if it were bland]  They're all the same.

  Ray Barone : [shocked]  Dad! This has horseradish, wasabi and jalapeno on it!

  Frank Barone : It did?

  Robert Barone : Wait! How can he not taste that?

  [Robert grabs the quiche and pops it into his mouth, much to the gasps of the sitcom audience. He begins to turn red in the face, affected by the spiciness of the spices combined...] 

  Robert Barone : [letting out a high pitched squeal]  Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooowww...

  Ray Barone : My God! Dad, you have no sense of taste!

  Frank Barone : Holy Crap!

  Robert Barone : [clutching his throat]  Gahhhhh!

  Frank Barone : And I thought it was your mother!

  Robert Barone : [running out of the room and into the kitchen]  Doaaaaahhhh!

• Robert Barone : He had to choose between his tongue and his manhood.