Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Your Place or Mine? (1996)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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Quotes 

• Robert Barone : Hey a prize. Lucky me.

  Ray Barone : Why lucky you? Who said it's yours?

  Robert Barone : It's in my bowl.

  Ray Barone : Technically it's my house so it's my bowl.

  Marie Barone : Come on Robbie you had it last time.

  Robert Barone : That was thirty years ago!

  Ray Barone : Relax. I don't even know if I want it. You can have it if I don't want it. Oh a submarine powered by baking soda. Want it.

• Ray Barone : What, is your TV broken?

  Frank Barone : Of course not. Look, see, I taped down the scan button. Now when I'm flipping channels, I don't have to move.

  Ray Barone : That's good. Why don't you tape your eyelids up, and then you'll never miss anything?

  Frank Barone : [gives Ray an incredulous look]  That's silly.

• Frank Barone : I was someplace today I haven't been in thirty years. Guess where I went?

  Ray Barone : The barber.

  Frank Barone : Close. I went to the supermarket.