- [Gadget sees the two M.A.D. leprechauns next to what he thinks is a camera, but is actually a laser, and wants to have a picture taken of him with his four-leaf clover. As the two leprechauns prepare to fire the laser at Gadget, Brain, in the nick of time, pushes Gadget out of the way]
- M.A.D. Leprechaun #1: You missed!
- M.A.D. Leprechaun #2: I didn't miss! He moved!
- [Dr. Claw's agents are having an argument over who failed to eliminate Gadget the night before]
- M.A.D. Leprechaun #2: It wasn't me! It was you!
- M.A.D. Leprechaun #1: Oh, is that so?
- M.A.D. Leprechaun #2: Yes, that's so! And if you weren't me own brother, I...
- Dr. Claw: Quiet!
- [at the Celtic Ruins, Penny is snooping around and discovers that a particular person is not what she thinks he is]
- Penny: [referring to one of the M.A.D agents] He's not a leprechaun! He's a M.A.D agent! I've got to warn Uncle Gadget!
- M.A.D. Leprechaun #1: [to Penny] Now, who would you be talking to?
- Penny: Huh?
- M.A.D. Leprechaun #1: Hey!
- [Penny pushes the agent onto the ground and makes a run for it]
- M.A.D. Leprechaun #1: You won't be going very far that way!
- [laughs]
- M.A.D. Leprechaun #1: [to Penny, of whom has fallen into a pit while making a run for it after being caught red-handed] Now, you'll have to stay here! For the rest of your life!
- [laughs, and leaves Penny stranded at the bottom of the pit]