Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Everybody Says Don't (2006)

Eva Longoria: Gabrielle Solis

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• Carlos : I sure hope Libby likes this camera.

  Gabrielle : Well, why wouldn't she? It's exactly what she asked for, the most expensive one in the store. You know, I'm telling you, Carlos. I'm getting really tired of kissing her ass.

  Carlos : The woman is giving us her baby. We'll kiss whatever needs kissing.

  Libby : What the hell are you guys doing here?

  Carlos : Ah, we brought you this gift and you said that you didn't want us coming by your house...

  Libby : Thanks, but I'm working, so you gotta go.

  Gabrielle : Look, we spent a lot of money on that. The least you can do is open it so we can bask in your happy expression.

• Gabrielle : We were supposed to have four weeks. She promised me the baby wasn't due for four more weeks. We don't have anything! We don't, we don't have diapers, and we don't have the stuff babies drink.

  Lynette : Formula.

  Gabrielle : Exactly. We're not ready! You know, this is a total inconvenience.

  Lynette : Welcome to parenthood. Come on.