- Doug Heffernan: Hey, Deke, let me ask you, you think Carrie's gained weight?
- Deacon Palmer: What?
- Doug Heffernan: Carrie, my wife, do you think she's gained a little weight, a couple pounds, maybe?
- Deacon Palmer: I don't know. Every time I see her she's blocked by you.
- Carrie Heffernan: And is there a reason you keep saying 'we'?
- Doug Heffernan: Yeah! It's -- it's just like "Weeeeee, we're on a diet!"
- Carrie Heffernan: C'mon, Doug, I really wanna know! How would you feel if I did end up looking like my mother?
- Doug Heffernan: I'd be fine with it.
- [turns to the window and makes a face]
- Carrie Heffernan: Doug! I could see your reflection in the window!
- Deacon Palmer: [Doug tells Deacon that he's going to confront Carrie about her weight gain] Would you say, basically, your life is good right now?
- Doug Heffernan: Yeah.
- Deacon Palmer: Good wife, good job, the whole thing?
- Doug Heffernan: Yeah.
- Doug Heffernan: Don't pick at it.