Rugrats (TV Series)

Angelica's in Love/Ice Cream Mountain (1992)

Jack Riley: Stu Pickles

Quotes 

• Drew Pickles : Mmm, what would you say to a little bet? I mean, just to make things interesting. Say, five bucks a hole?

  Stu Pickles : [loudly]  Shame on you, Drew! Betting is a bad, bad thing!

  [quietly] 

  Stu Pickles : Make it ten!

• Angelica : [crying]  I want my ice cream!

  Stu Pickles : We didn't really pay enough attention to the kids today.

  Drew Pickles : You're right, Stu. We got a couple of free games. Maybe we could let the kids play. It won't take long.

  Earl : [groveling]  Oh, please, no! Anything but that! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!

• Stu Pickles : We better find an ice cream parlor quick before these kids start a riot.

  Drew Pickles : Used to be one on every corner, but not now.

  Stu Pickles : Back then, ice cream was ice cream, not this crazy "frozen yogurt gelato rice" stuff.

  Drew Pickles : And they had real flavors, too, like chocolate, vanilla, strawberry; not this "meatloaf chunk" or "avocado swirl".

• Earl Skaggs : Gentlemen, do you think we might move it along a little bit? There *are* other people who want to play.

  Drew Pickles : [gets right up in Earl's face]  *You* stay out of this, OK? I've had it up to *here* with you trying to hurry us along! We're paying customers!

  [walks back to Stu] 

  Drew Pickles : [spitefully]  You first, little brother.

  Stu Pickles : No, *you* first.

  Drew Pickles : [impatiently]  I said, *you* first! What do you want? *A written invitation*?

  Earl Skaggs : Come on, fellas! You guys are practically pros! Why don't you both just hit your balls at the same time?

  [Stu and Drew look to each other and shrug] 

• Drew Pickles : This is it. Last hole, all tied up.

  Stu Pickles : It wouldn't *be* all tied up if you were keeping score right!

  Drew Pickles : Well, look who's talking, Mr. That-was-just-a-practice-swing!