The Fairly OddParents (TV Series)

Boy Toy/Inspection Detection (2001)

Daran Norris: Cosmo, Dad, Crimson Chin Doll, Jorgen

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Quotes 

• [Mom Turner and Dad Turner are in a tank] 

  Mom Turner : Wasn't that the Dinkleburgs' car?

  Dad Turner : I hope so, that's what I was aiming for.

• [Trying to satisfy Jorgen Van Strangle with a slide show] 

  Cosmo : ...And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds...

• Jorgen von Strangle : You have failed in your responsibility as fairy godparents!

  Wanda : So what? It's just a stupid inspection! You wanna send us back to the fairy academy, fine! But right now Timmy needs our help!

  [Wanda poofs away and Jorgan glares at Cosmo] 

  Cosmo : Don't kill me!

• Jorgen von Strangle : [Cosmo and Wanda have just passed their fairy examination by delaying Jorgen for a long time]  Your delaying tactics were obviously part of your overall presentation.

  Wanda : Uh, sure.

  Cosmo : We'll go with that.

  Jorgen von Strangle : Very impressive. Highly original.

  [shouts] 

  Jorgen von Strangle : Don't do it again!

• Dad Turner : Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?