- Burt Buchman: Let me tell you something. No matter when I die, it's gonna piss me off.
- Paul Buchman: Hey, listen, me too.
- Paul Buchman: Okay, ma, what's going on? What's the trick?
- Sylvia Buchman: What? No trick. Thank God, the dish.
- Sylvia Buchman: She suggested I should gather the family and have them decide now who will get what of mine after I go over.
- Paul Buchman: Go over.
- Sylvia Buchman: Pass on.
- Burt Buchman: Die. You're not gonna pass on. You're gonna die.