- [repeated line]
- Bruno, Monte Bianco Hotel Porter/Waiter: It will be a great disaster!
- [Lady Penelope, dressed like Marie-Antoinette, is driving FAB 1 on the water to try get a clear signal to contact International Rescue. A party goer on a boat sees FAB 1 cruising past, and he drops his glass of champagne overboard in surprise]
- Party Goer: I've heard of pink elephants, but a pink Rolls-Royce out at sea driven by Marie-Antoinette is ridiculous!
- [Lady Penelope and Parker are sitting down at a table; Parker is wearing a trenchcoat]
- Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward: [suspiciously] Well, *Lord* Parker? I think you owe me an explanation.
- Parker: I thought the guests would be more inclined to take orders from an English lord, as it were. I anticipated you would not mind.
- Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward: All right, Parker. In the circumstances, we'll forget it. But tell me, what game so engrossed them that they didn't notice the danger?
- Parker: A game very popular in my youth, as I remember - "Bingo".
- Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward: [intrigued] "Bingo"? You'll have to instruct me some time.
- Parker: Very well, m'lady.
- Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward: And now, I suggest we try the beach.
- [Lady Penelope and Parker stand up]
- Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward: Why don't you go and change, *Lord* Parker? The sun is shining.
- Parker: I h'anticipated you again, my lady, if you'll pardon the liberty. *Bingo!*
- [at that point, Parker opens his trenchcoat to reveal he is already wearing a swimsuit underneath]