Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Big Flappy Bastards (2003)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

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Quotes 

• Charlie : Alan, your wife threw you out.

  Alan : Yeah, well, that doesn't mean she doesn't *need* me.

  Charlie : Yeah, it kinda does.

• Charlie : [Jake's bedroom is full of sea gulls; Charlie has a chum-bucket]  I'm going to throw the bait out the window to lure the birds out of the house.

  Alan : Oh! That's - that's pretty clever!

  Charlie : Yeah. It's a variation on something I do with women and tennis bracelets.