- Michaelangelo: Yeah, don't sweat it, dudes! These 'chucks will take care of this walking glue factory. Wha - ?
- Vernon Fenwick: [after Blodgett drives the Channel Six news van off the pier and into the sea] Blodgett! Just look at the news van!
- Blodgett: [sheepishly] I'm sorry, Mr. Vernon.
- Vernon Fenwick: [Grabs him by his shirt collar] You'll be even sorrier when you hear this. Blodgett, you're fired!
- Blodgett: Oh, boy. Somehow this always happens.