- Baxter Stockman: You September O'Neil?
- Burne Thompson: You mean April? Do I look like April?
- Baxter Stockman: Where is she?
- Burne Thompson: Why should I tell you?
- Baxter Stockman: Because I'm a big fly!
- Burne Thompson: She's straight down that hall.
- Baxter Stockman: Straight down that hall! Straight down that hall!
- Burne Thompson: I don't remember any big flies on the payroll.
- Baxter Stockman: [sees a candy store with a bowl of sugar in the window] Sugar! Sugar!
- [steals the sugar]
- Baxter Stockman: Sugar!
- Computer: That's it! Baxter, you're a genius!
- Baxter Stockman: [mouth full] I know.
- Computer: We'll lure him out of hiding with the one thing in the universe he really wants to get his hands on!
- Baxter Stockman: You mean sugar!
- Computer: No, those four Turtles.
- Rocksteady: The destruction of other people's property is wrong.
- Bebop: Heh heh. I know.
- [fires blaster]
- Baxter Stockman: Sometimes I wish I had a fifth hand.
- Raphael: Aw, don't "fly" off the handle, Baxter.
- Baxter Stockman: Not funny. Not funny!
- Raphael: Nobody likes puns anymore.
- Irma Langinstein: April, Burne's not really going to replace us with computers... is he?
- April O'Neil: It sure sounded that way, Irma.
- Vernon Fenwick: I certainly don't have to worry about that. I'm invaluable to this station.
- April O'Neil: Yeah. They couldn't make a computer with a big enough ego to replace you.