Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Great Boldini (1989)

Barry Gordon: Donatello, Lieutenant Bronski

Quotes 

• Donatello : [as the turtles and April are apprehended by the police to search them]  Is this going to be a strip search?

  Raphael : I hope not this is a family show!

• Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : Come quietly, my green lads.

  [stares at the turtles shocked] 

  Michaelangelo : What's the matter, dude? Haven't you seen four foot tall turtles before?

  Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : Faith and Begorah! The wee ones! The little people!

  Raphael : Hey, hey, Sean, I know we're short. But not *that* short.

  Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : You've got the wrong people here, Lieutenant. They don't have the emerald. They've got pots of gold.

  Lt. Bronski : What are you talking about, O'Tharity?

  Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : They're leprechauns!

  Lt. Bronski : You're nuts!

• Michaelangelo : [attempting to perform a magic trick]  As you can see the hat is empty

  Raphael : [sarcastically]  Like your head!

  [the others laugh] 

  Donatello : Oh not true, that head's got some brains, only they're not Michaelangelo's

  [laughs] 

• April O'Neil : It gets worse guy, there seems to be an invasion of rats

  Donatello : Rats?

  Leonardo : That means that Zach and Caitlyn are in there with Don Turtelli and the Rat King, and we can't get to them