Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Great Boldini (1989)

Rob Paulsen: Raphael, Zach the Fifth Turtle, Rodney

Quotes 

• Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : [confronting April and the turtles]  Hold it right there you wretched blarney devils!

  Raphael : [confused]  Wretched what?

  Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : I knew you'd return to the scene of the crime, I'm arresting the lot of ya, Miss O'Neil I only hope you're here against your will, you're too pretty a lass to mixed up with the likes of these

  April O'Neil : Sergeant you've got to believe me the turtles did not steal the tortellini emerald, if you let them go they'll capture the ones who did

  Leonardo : Sergeant give us an hour, if we can't catch those crooks we'll turn ourselves in

  Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : If Lt. Brodsky knew I let you get away again he'd... you've got one hour!

  April O'Neil : Thanks Sargent

  [kisses him, O'Tharity then blushes] 

• Donatello : [as the turtles and April are apprehended by the police to search them]  Is this going to be a strip search?

  Raphael : I hope not this is a family show!

• Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : Come quietly, my green lads.

  [stares at the turtles shocked] 

  Michaelangelo : What's the matter, dude? Haven't you seen four foot tall turtles before?

  Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : Faith and Begorah! The wee ones! The little people!

  Raphael : Hey, hey, Sean, I know we're short. But not *that* short.

  Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : You've got the wrong people here, Lieutenant. They don't have the emerald. They've got pots of gold.

  Lt. Bronski : What are you talking about, O'Tharity?

  Sgt. Sean O'Tharity : They're leprechauns!

  Lt. Bronski : You're nuts!

• Michaelangelo : [attempting to perform a magic trick]  As you can see the hat is empty

  Raphael : [sarcastically]  Like your head!

  [the others laugh] 

  Donatello : Oh not true, that head's got some brains, only they're not Michaelangelo's

  [laughs] 

• Don Turtelli : [in the furniture exhibit room of the museum, the kids are siting on a pair of chairs placed side by side, bound at the wrists and knees, their bare feet propped up on an ottoman each with the Don kneeling in front of Zach and tickling his feet with his feather]  You brats are going to tell me where you stashed that emerald or you'll be very sorry!

  Zach : HA HA HA HA I-I ALREADY AM... ..HA HA HA HA SORRY! HA HA HA HA

• Don Turtelli : That emerald belonged to my grandfather, Tony "The Tickler" Turtelli

  Rodney : How come they got it boss

  Don Turtelli : Because the police caught him coming out of the museum with it, but its gonna be back in the family again! Get the van ready Rodney, I'm going to the museum

• Zach : All right you rats

  Rat King : Rats? Did someone call ?

• Caitlyn : Where are we going

  Zach : The front door is just ahead

  Great Boldini : [from far behind them]  This way

  Caitlyn : Their coming

  [try's to open door] 

  Caitlyn : Ah... it locked, now what ?

  Zach : We've got to hide this emerald, but where

  Caitlyn : The last place they'd ever look for it, come on

  [grabs the emerald from Zach and runs of in another direction followed by him] 

• Don Turtelli : [Turtelli is still holding a struggling Caitlyn in one hand with his feather in the other]  Alright kid, this is your last chance. come out now or the girl gets it

  Zach : [calling out]  Promise you'll let us go

  Caitlyn : Don't do it Zach

  Don Turtelli : Where do you want it blondie, under your arms, the soles of yer feet?

• Don Turtelli : Had enough!

  Zach : HA HA HA HA ALL-ALL RIGHT HA HA I'LL TELL... I'LL TELL

• Zach : [Don Turtelli continues to tickle Zachs Feet]  HA HA HA HA... OH-OH PLEASE... . HA HA HA HA... . NO-NO MORE

  Don Turtelli : Then tell us where you've hid the Tortellini Emerald

  Caitlyn : [Turtelli begins to tickle Caitlyn's feet]  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... NEVER