- Rocksteady: Gee boss, it ain't easy gettin' dinosaurs to obey.
- Bebop: Yeah, they're all muscle and no brains.
- Shredder: ...I won't say it, it's too easy.
- April O'Neil: Still worried about Shredder's next move, I see. Well, give your brains a rest and help me decide where I should spend my vacation.
- Raphael: Oh, a little R and R, huh?
- April O'Neil: Yes, but these places look so lovely, I just can't make up my mind.
- Splinter: To journey without a point is pointless. I hear Florida is nice this time of year.
- Raphael: Now there's something you don't see every day.
- Michelangelo: Holy guacamole! It's humongous!
- April O'Neil: A dinosaur! It's a real, live dinosaur!
- Donatello: A Diplodocus, to be exact. They were, uh, are plant eaters. Huge, but harmless.
- Michelangelo: Dude, you've got a really weird definition of harmless.
- Leonardo: Harmless or not, we've got to stop that thing. Turtle power!
- Raphael: [about Leonardo] He's what you might call a cockeyed optimist.
- Raphael: [when the whole lair starts shaking] Hey, what's that shaking?
- Michelangelo: Whoa, talk about bad vibes.
- Donatello: Uh, do you suppose Krang is causing another earthquake?
- Leonardo: W-We'd better get topside and find out what's going on. Come on, turtles!
- April O'Neil: Wait for me! I smell a news story!
- Raphael: That's not all you smell. These are the sewers, you know.
- April O'Neil: [as the Diplodocus leaves] Now what?
- Leonardo: We've got to go after it.
- Michelangelo: Like, how come?
- Raphael: 'Cause if we didn't, it wouldn't be much of an episode.
- Michelangelo: Oh, right.