- [first lines]
- Willie Tanner: [voice-over] This is the way it began, that extraordinary night. The night... *he* came.
- [sound of cans opening, Alf and Brian come out with two cans of something in their hand]
- Kate: I said no soda pop.
- Brian: It's not soda pop, it's beer.
- Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: [burps] You're about out of Coors!