- Edith Bunker: I got a thermal blanket for Mike and Gloria to keep them warm.
- Archie Bunker: They make their own heat up there!
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Actually, Daddy, you know, spaghetti's not Italian. I read that Marco Polo found it in China and then brought it home to Italy with him.
- Archie Bunker: Leave it to a Dago to go around the world for a take-home dinner.