Daria (TV Series)

Just Add Water (1999)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

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Quotes 

• Woman on TV : I didn't mean to hurt him.

  Daria : The knife just slipped. Sixty-seven times.

• Jane : Hey, look Daria. The fog's rolling in.

  Daria : Ew. That's not fog. That's methane.

• Sandi : Help. Whoa, I'm drowning.

  Daria : Stay there. I'll be right back.

• [the school is having a casino night] 

  Mr. DeMartino : Daria, take my chips.

  Daria : Excuse me?

  Mr. DeMartino : You know, as a thank you for making me want to kill myself a little less than the processed sausages who call themselves your classmates.

  Jane : You're not one of those "Young people are our greatest hope" guys, are you?

  Daria : Thanks, Mr. DeMartino, but I can't. I've already reached my fun quota.

  Mr. DeMartino : Well, then, you take them, Jane. For being so...

  Jane : Yes?

  Mr. DeMartino : Angular.

• Daria : It appears the unthinkable has happened.

  Quinn : Tube tops are coming back?