- [Marie is telling Debra about the big fork and spoon]
- Debra Barone: I just always assumed they were Robert's baby utensils.
- Marie Barone: Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.
- Debra Barone: [pause] I never heard that before.
- Marie Barone: Take it to heart, dear.
- Frank Barone: It's all right, Deb. You don't need to pretend with me. I know all about the suitcase.
- Debra Barone: What do you mean?
- Frank Barone: I know about your little Mexican standoff.
- Debra Barone: I don't know what you're talking about.
- Frank Barone: Aw, forget about it. Hey, looks like Ray forgot to take the suitcase with him. You oughta bring it up.
- [Debra goes to the bottom of the stairs and looks at the suitcase. Then she turns back around, furious]
- Debra Barone: He had three weeks! Why didn't he move that thing? Three weeks! At first I thought he was clueless, but if he talked to you, he knew what he was doin'!
- Frank Barone: Aren't you doin' the same thing?
- Debra Barone: No! This is completely different. I have to do everything around this house. If I don't do it, it doesn't get done.
- Frank Barone: Well, that's because- now take it easy- that's how it's supposed to be.
- Debra Barone: "That's how it's supposed to be"?
- Frank Barone: I said take it easy. Now look, Ray lugged the suitcase around all weekend, but it's in the house now all full of laundry, and it's all "womany" now. So you should move it. That's how it's supposed to be.
- Debra Barone: Okay, now let me tell you something. If I'm the one that has to do the laundry, why should I be the one to drag that thing upstairs, huh? Isn't the man supposed to carry stuff? Isn't that the "manny" thing to do, huh? Isn't that how that's supposed to be?
- Frank Barone: Obviously, you've spent a lot more time thinking about this than I have.
- Marie Barone: I said to Frank, "Frank, when I come home, make sure you are the only ugly thing left in this house."
- Robert Barone: [Ray is sitting on the couch with a box on his lap. Robert comes in] Hey, what's up?
- Ray Barone: You want some cheese?
- Robert Barone: What is all that?
- Ray Barone: I helped some guy get a job at the paper, so he gave me, like a cheese sampler.
- Robert Barone: You've done nothing but eat cheese all day.
- Ray Barone: I can't stop.
- Ray Barone: You remember when Debra and I went to Conneticut for the weekend?
- Robert Barone: Sure, Raymond. I remember every one of your comings and goings. You're my whole life!