SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Culture Shock/F.U.N. (1999)
Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs
Quotes
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Mr. Krabs : As you know, profits are way down this month. We need a new gimmick to bring in customers. Do you lubbers have any ideas?
SpongeBob SquarePants : How about this? A free pair of socks with every purchase. Or maybe, Double Patty Midnight Madness! Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! How about Mouth Full of Clams Day? Anyone who comes in with a mouth full of clams gets a free drink. Huh? Huh?
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Mr. Krabs : I don't get it. If a free salad bar won't bring in new customers... what will?
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Mr. Krabs : [Mr Krabs has put a Krabby Patty out to tempt Plankton, but it's still on the table when Plankton and Spongebob leave] Maybe the lad's right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight.
[the Krabby patty falls over, revealing that it has been replaced with a cardboard cutout]
Mr. Krabs : And maybe SCALLOPS'LL FLY OUTTA ME PANTS!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed.
Mr. Krabs : Don't blame yourself, boy. No friendship can withtstand the allure of a Krabby Patty. Now, let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one, on me.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Aye aye, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs : Well, maybe at a discount.
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Mr. Krabs : [Mr. Krabs has put a Krabby Patty out to tempt Plankton, but it's still on the table when Plankton and Spongebob leave] Well, maybe the lad's right. Maybe Plankton HAS gone straight.
[the Krabby patty falls over, revealing that it has been replaced with a cardboard cutout]
Mr. Krabs : And maybe scallops'll fly outta me pants!
