SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Naughty Nautical Neighbors/Boating School (1999)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star

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Quotes 

• Squidward : That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself!

  [Goes to bathtub; finds Patrick inside] 

  Squidward : Ahhhh!

  Patrick : Hey, buddy! I warmed it up for you!

  Squidward : Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on!

  SpongeBob : [Peeking through the window]  Something wrong, best friend? Oho, so this is what I find - my best friend and my ex-best friend and... rubber bath toys!

• Patrick : Hey, you're a turkey!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What's that?

  Patrick : It's what you are!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!

  Patrick : Well, you're still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What?

  Patrick : You are!

• SpongeBob : Squidward is my best friend in the world Squidward is my best friend in the sea Squidward...

  Patrick : Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob...

  SpongeBob : And Patrick is a dirty, rotten, friend stealer!

  [destroys violin] 

  SpongeBob : Uh, I can fix this.

• Patrick : What's pink and square at the same time?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know, Patrick.

  Patrick : [Wearing SpongeBob's pants]  Patrick SquarePants!

• SpongeBob : Guess what Squidward? Guess what, Squidward?

  [both SpongeBob and Patrick hold each others' hips in a friendly way] 

  Patrick : Me and SpongeBob are friends again!

  Squidward : Great, now go be friends somewhere else.

  SpongeBob : Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?

  Squidward : No! Out!

  [Both SpongeBob and Patrick walk out] 

  SpongeBob : Psst, I think he's jealous.

  Patrick : How pathetic.

  Squidward : [Squidward shuts door hard and when he turns around as a bubble comes and pops on the door which causes the door to fall on his back]  Ohhhhh, my back!