SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Naughty Nautical Neighbors/Boating School (1999)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary
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Quotes
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Squidward : That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself!
[Goes to bathtub; finds Patrick inside]
Squidward : Ahhhh!
Patrick : Hey, buddy! I warmed it up for you!
Squidward : Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on!
SpongeBob : [Peeking through the window] Something wrong, best friend? Oho, so this is what I find - my best friend and my ex-best friend and... rubber bath toys!
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Patrick : Hey, you're a turkey!
SpongeBob SquarePants : What's that?
Patrick : It's what you are!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Patrick : Well, you're still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?
SpongeBob SquarePants : What?
Patrick : You are!
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Customer : Hey, I just got my license.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, I'm getting mine next.
Customer : Hey, I doubt it.
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SpongeBob : I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!...
Mrs. Puff : Oh! I'm not ready.
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Patrick : What's pink and square at the same time?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know, Patrick.
Patrick : [Wearing SpongeBob's pants] Patrick SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Squidward!
Squidward : What?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready, Squidward!
Squidward : Ready to move?
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, ready to get my boating license.
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[repeated line]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
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[Squidward drags Patrick out of his house, but because he's so heavy, the octopus throws out his back]
Squidward : Oh-h, oh, my back! Agh, I threw out my back!
SpongeBob : Oh, boy! Now's my chance!
[He jumps out the window and starts running towards Squidward]
Squidward : SpongeBob! No, no, stay back!
SpongeBob : Don't worry, Squidward! I'm coming!
Squidward : No! No, g-get away from me!
SpongeBob : Hang on! I'll save you!
[He tears off his clothes to reveal red swimming pants underneath. Squidward starts shuffling towards his house]
Squidward : No! No, no, no. Get away from me. No, no.
[SpongeBob jumps onto a diving board and springs into the air, launching himself at Squidward]
SpongeBob : Hold on!
Squidward : No! No! Get away!
[He yells. SpongeBob bounces off of Squidward's rear]
Squidward : Ow! Oh, I'm ruined! I-I'm-I'm... I feel... great. Thanks, SpongeBob! You're a real friend.
[SpongeBob beams broadly]
SpongeBob : Friend...
Squidward : Oh, no, no, I didn't mean that, no, no.
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SpongeBob : Guess what Squidward? Guess what, Squidward?
[both SpongeBob and Patrick hold each others' hips in a friendly way]
Patrick : Me and SpongeBob are friends again!
Squidward : Great, now go be friends somewhere else.
SpongeBob : Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?
Squidward : No! Out!
[Both SpongeBob and Patrick walk out]
SpongeBob : Psst, I think he's jealous.
Patrick : How pathetic.
Squidward : [Squidward shuts door hard and when he turns around as a bubble comes and pops on the door which causes the door to fall on his back] Ohhhhh, my back!