SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Pizza Delivery/Home Sweet Pineapple (1999)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Driver Fish

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [singing]  The Krusty Krab pizza / Is the pizza / For you and me / The Krusty Krab pizza / Is the pizza...

  Squidward Tentacles : ...and my feet are killing me.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [Chanting]  Saved, saved! Saved, saved! Saved-saved, saved-saved, saved-saved-saved-saved-saved-saved! Saved-saved-saved-saved-saved, saved! Saved-saved-saved-saved-saved, saved! Yes, we are saved!

  Squidward Tentacles : It's just a stupid boulder.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It's not just a boulder. It's a rock.

  [Crying] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : A rock! A rock! A great, big, beautiful rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape.

  Squidward Tentacles : SpongeBob! Will you stop talking about the stupid pioneers? Have you noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae! And now you're telling me they thought they could drive...

  [SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the rock] 

  Squidward Tentacles : ... rocks? Hold on there, Jethro!

• Customer : Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!

  Squidward Tentacles : Well, this one's on the house!

  [He shoves pizza in the customer's face] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Did he change his mind?

  Squidward Tentacles : He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I've got bad news, guys. Look at what happened to my house, it's gone. It's all gone. What am I gonna do? Where am I gonna live?

  Squidward Tentacles : Yeah!

  [surprised look on Patrick's face] 

  Patrick : Hey, SpongeBob, your house is gone!

• Squidward Tentacles : [SpongeBob is being dragged by the wind]  Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I can't, it's for the customer!

  Squidward Tentacles : Who cares about the customer?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I do!

  Squidward Tentacles : Well, I don't!

  [the wind stops] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [gasp]  Squidward!

  [wind starts up again] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I think town's that way.

  Squidward Tentacles : Oh, don't tell me, Jethro. The pioneers?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes. Moss always points to civilization.

  Squidward Tentacles : That way? That way there? Let me get this straight. You're saying we should go that way?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yup.

  Squidward Tentacles : Well, then I'm going this way.

  [Walks in the other direction] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Huh? Wait, Squidward! I don't think...

  Squidward Tentacles : Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

  [they walk away; camera pulls back to show town in opposite direction] 

• [Squidward is asleep in bed. SpongeBob comes into his room, carrying Gary under one arm and pokes him on the nose] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [whispering]  Squidward? Squidward?

  [Squidward opens his eyes and moans, not quite awake] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Uh-huh?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward?

  [Squidward mumbles sleepily] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, could we stay here a couple of days or a month or two?

  Squidward Tentacles : [blearily, still half-asleep]  Whatever.

  [SpongeBob sets Gary down by Squidward's bed] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Thanks! Thanks, Squidward!

  [He gets into the octopus' bed beside him] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, can you scoot over a little?

  Squidward Tentacles : [half-asleep]  Oh, yeah, sure.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, while you're at it, can you get me a glass of water?

  Squidward Tentacles : [half-asleep]  Okay. Oh, yeah, sure.

  [He near-sleepwalks out of bed and goes to get a glass of water for SpongeBob] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah, this is a real swell place you got here!

  [Squidward comes back with the glass of water] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Thanks, buddy!

  [He takes the glass] 

  Squidward Tentacles : [half-asleep]  You're welcome.

  [He gets back into bed] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah, I like sleepovers!

  Squidward Tentacles : [half-asleep]  Yeah, me too.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yep, this is great. Good night, Squidward.

  Squidward Tentacles : [half-asleep]  Good night, SpongeBob.

  [Squidward fully wakes up as he realizes what he just said. His eyes snap open. He forces SpongeBob out of his house] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Good night, SpongeBob.

• Truck Driver : [seeing SpongeBob in the road]  Crashing thrashing BREAK DANCER!

  [blares the horn] 

  Squidward Tentacles : He's stop, he's stopping!

  [realizes that the truck isn't stopping and runs in front of the truck to save SpongeBob before he get run over]