- Greg Brady: Aw, Dad, why can't you understand? Girls on a camping trip is just too far out!
- Bobby Brady: They'll ruin our fun!
- Greg Brady: They might even get lost!
- Peter Brady: Hey! Maybe we *should* bring them along!
- Mike Brady: That'll do, Peter. Now, look, fellas. Marcia, Jan and Cindy are all part of our family and one half of the family doesn't go trooping off without the other half.
- Bobby Brady: Even when they're girls?
- Mike Brady: Yes, *especially* when they're girls! You gotta show them how much fun camping can be! Why, that's gonna be a whole brand new world to them!
- Peter Brady: It'll be a brand new world to us, too!
- Mike Brady: I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the Brady boys couldn't teach the Brady girls how to hunt and fish as good as any guys.
- Greg Brady: In other words, we can keep on saying no, but you're gonna keep on saying yes, right?
- Mike Brady: The light's beginning to break through a little bit! We are all going on this camping trip and we are going to have the time of our lives!
- [firmly]
- Mike Brady: Or else!
- Mike Brady: [after hearing screaming from the girls' tent for the second time, Mike rushes in] For heaven's sake, what is it?
- Alice Nelson: [hitting her sleeping bag frantically] IT'S GOT ME! IT'S GOT ME!
- Mike Brady: What's got you? What's got you?
- Alice Nelson: I don't know, but can't you hear it? I think it's in the sleeping bag with me!
- Mike Brady: [looks to see her air mattress deflating] Oh, Alice! Nothing's got you! With all that hardware on your head, you punctured your air mattress!
- Bobby Brady: [as Mike gets back in the boys' tent and into his sleeping bag] And how are we supposed to get any sleep with the girls along?
- Mike Brady: That's enough, Bobby.
- Peter Brady: The trouble with them is they get scared at every little sound.
- Mike Brady: Didn't you hear me? I said that's enough!
- Peter Brady: Well, you said it to Bobby, not to me.
- Mike Brady: Well, I'm saying it to you now!
- [points to Greg]
- Mike Brady: And before *you* open your big mouth, I'm saying it to you, too.