Count Duckula (TV Series)
Ghostly Gold (1989)
David Jason: Count Duckula
Quotes
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Count Duckula : [pained voice] Igorrr! You're standing on my fingers!
Igor : Oh, I do beg your pardon, sir! I thought the carpet there was a little less threadbare!
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Nanny : Cooie! Ducky-boos!
Count Duckula : Mind the...
[Nanny breaks the door]
Count Duckula : ...door, Nanny.
Nanny : Oh, I brought you something to eat! I thought you might be hungry.
Nanny : [tastes food] I don't think anyone could be *that* hungry, Nanny!
Count Duckula : Oh, ducky-boos, eat up, it's your dinner!
Nanny : You can't really expect me to eat *that*, Nanny! Let's face it, the *tray* looks more appetizing!
Nanny : [bites the tray]
Nanny : No, it tastes pretty much the same as the food!
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Count Duckula : Gold, gold! It may not buy happiness, but it can buy you a better state of misery, that's for sure!
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Nanny : [the three are leaving for the Yukon] Oh, let's not go, Duckyboos, I gets homesick!
Count Duckula : Yes, I get pretty sick of it as well, Nanny!
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Count Duckula : [the three are out in the snow, lost] I still think it would have been a better idea to bring the *dogs* to pull the sled, Nanny.
Nanny : Oh, no, Duckyboos, it's too cold. Those poor little mutts would have been half-freezing!
Igor : Instead, they're tucked in front of a blazing fire, drinking the young master's best cocoa and eating his chocolate biskies.
Nanny : Oh, dear, I meant to pack them some custard creams as well, I hope they don't get too upset!