Undergrads (TV Series)
Party (2001)
Pete Williams: Parker 'Nitz' Walsh, Justin 'Gimpy' Taylor, Cal Evans, Rocko Gambiani
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Quotes
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Gimpy : So guys, tell me. How was your first week at college? Tell me. Tell me.
Rocko : Well, I'm this close to getting into Alpha Alpha and then I'm going to get laid like a champ. Because frat boys get the jimmy waxed 24-7.
Gimpy : Yeah, frat guys. They're the best. Whimsical, racist, sexist, violent, drunken, frinking frat guys. Man, oh man, They are the bomb indeed.
Rocko : So you're happy for me?
Gimpy : NO, and I'll tell you why - You'd be a frat guy and I'm a nerd. Nerds and frat guys are mortal enemies like Jews and Arabs, Jedi and Sith, and of course, spaghetti and milk.
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Rocko : Arrest me for Alpha. Arrest me for Alpha.
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Rocko : Wieners, wieners, wieners! Put 'em in your mouth! Wieners, wieners, wieners, get it it's like my Johnson! Alpha.
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Cal : Hey guy! I love kissin' ladies! They're soft.
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Gimpy : I just lost ten good men on the field of honor. Do you know how that feels? It feels like someone made you swallow a fishing hook tied the other end to a tractor trailer and then dragged your guts from here to Las Vegas!
Parker 'Nitz' Walsh : So, you're not up for coffee?
Gimpy : Sure, come on over.
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Mump : What if I get caught, tortured or hungry?
Gimpy : You'll be disguised as a common, ordinary, everday member of the California highway patrol. And uh, so I can keep an eye on you...
[shoves helmet and sunglasses on him]
Mump : [falling over] Is there a camera in the helmet?
Gimpy : No, the camera is in the sunglasses. This is just a big, big helmet.
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Cal : Here's a flyer to a mixer! Do you ladies like cheese and Boggle?
European Girls : Yah! Yah!
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Cal : Hey sorry guy, no seats left.
European Girls : Yah! NO.
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[playing Boggle]
Cal : Hey guy, you sunk my Battleship!
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Gimpy : Listen to them screaming! It's all my fault, I've killed them Artoo!
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Rocko : You're gonna haze me right?
Craig the Fraternity Leader : No. Hazing has been banned on the Central State Junior Community College campus since 1983 when a student became permanently brain-drunk.
Rocko : No hazing? Where have I heard that before?
Frat boy : [Rocko remembering a TV show he saw as a kid] And of course, there's no hazing!
Frat pledge : That's rad! Hazing is grody!
[gets splashed with something awful]
Frat pledge : Ahh! My Aca Joe windbreaker!
Frat boy : You idiot! You should have *demanded* to be hazed! Now you'll *never* get into the frat! Never! Never never!
Rocko : Never... never... never...
Craig the Fraternity Leader : Rocko?
Rocko : I'm onto your little game! I'm going to haze *myself* in the name of Alpha Alpha! I'll be the best pledge you ever had! Even if I have to kill the President!
Craig the Fraternity Leader : Rocko, you really don't have to kill the President.
Rocko : Oh we'll just see about that.