- King Friday XIII: Remember our battle cry, Edar: down with the changers!
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] Down with the changers, down with the changers. We don't want anything to change.
- King Friday XIII: 'Cause we're on top.
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] Because we're, or at least you're, on top.
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] Attention, who goes there? Attention, who goes there?
- Lady Aberlin: It's me, Lady Aberlin.
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] How are you? Your name, rank and serial number.
- Lady Aberlin: My what?
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] Your name, rank and serial number.
- Lady Aberlin: But you know my name. It's Aberlin.
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] Yes, and your rank?
- Lady Aberlin: My rank? Well, I'm a Lady. That's it, Edgar.
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] Well, no, that's not it. Your serial number please?
- Lady Aberlin: But I don't have a serial number.
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] Oh... um, please make up one then. Everyone has to have a serial number for my report.
- Lady Aberlin: Well, let's see... what's a nice number?
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] Would you like a 3? Perhaps a 4? Or a 5? Or maybe a 6 or a 7?
- Lady Aberlin: I like all of them.
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] All of them? Well then you shall have them all.
- Lady Aberlin: You mean I can be 34567?
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] Exactly. 34567.
- Lady Aberlin: Can I see my great uncle now?
- Edgar Cooke: [singing] I think so.