- Mr. Rogers: Picture Picture on the wall, would you kindly show us all what Chef Brockett's gonna fill that box up with?
- King Friday XIII: Edgar told me in passing that your serial number is 1,234,567. Is that true?
- Chef Brockett: That is true, Your Majesty.
- King Friday XIII: Strange. I had that number down for the Montaraja of Gabyunaula.
- Chef Brockett: Well, Your Majesty, I hope it will be alright with you, but I switched with him, because those numbers are awfully hard to say in Swazulu.
- Mr. Rogers: [Brockett is carrying an umbrella] Is it raining outside?
- Chef Brockett: No, but I carry my umbrella, 'cause you never know when it might.
- Mr. Rogers: How about singing your song?
- Chef Brockett: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have time to sing my song. I came here to make a surprise for the king.
- Chef Brockett: Can we go in the kitchen? You can come with me, but you know, we have to be quiet in there.