Boston Legal (TV Series)

Word Salad Days (2006)

James Spader: Alan Shore

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Quotes 

• Alan Shore : [Alan addressing the jury on about water pollution]  ... What is our biggest fear? The dirty bomb. Not the dirty water!

  Attorney Eric Yavitch : [stands to object]  Objection! Your honor, Mr.Shore is introducing evidence in his closing that was never presented at trial.

  Alan Shore : [turning to the attorney]  Nonsense, your honor, I refer you to plaintiff's exhibit number apple.

  Attorney Eric Yavitch : [confused look at alan]  I beg your pardon?

  Alan Shore : [addressing attorney]  Apple trash can is picked from God.

  Attorney Eric Yavitch : Huh?

  Judge Stephen Bickel : Mr. Shore...

  Alan Shore : [to judge]  Not the years sixty when classic electrons are free.

  Attorney Eric Yavitch : Objection!

  [confused] 

  Attorney Eric Yavitch : Uh, I think.

  Judge Stephen Bickel : Mr. Shore! You have a notorious history of court room theatrics. If your aim is to force a mistrial, you will be disappointed.

  Alan Shore : [Under his breath]  Pillow pants join forces over embargo pylons.

  [Turns to jury] 

  Alan Shore : You aren't sailing past honor for the liking of a room. These questions are birthday basements. To end the blue radish is the upside of luxury and sparking a good lizard can only make tears fall in hindsight. Puddles do not ask for why not? It is cheese! Breath and wind. It is cheese.

  [Walk to seat, sits down, and looks around in bewilderment] 

  Alan Shore : What?