- Jane: Am I missing something?
- Ms. Morris: The team needs you, and you need the team... IF you don't want to be here taking math again this summer.
- Jane: Gee, that almost sounds like blackmail. Fortunately, I can pull up my math grade on my own.
- Ms. Morris: Then I'll flunk you.
- Jane: Why don't I go to Ms. Li and expose this grade-changing arrangement?
- Ms. Morris: She already knows.
- Jane: Okay, then, back off or I'll tell the P.T.A.
- Ms. Morris: They know, too.
- Jane: Congress?
- Ms. Morris: You're beaten, Lane.
- Jane: How about if I call the three local TV stations and tell each one that the other two are running the story?
- Ms. Morris: Damn.
- Daria: Funny how all the drills for "Focus on Agility" month are the same ones you'd do if you were trying to sneak a cheerleader practice into regular gym class.
- Jane: Yes, and I don't intend to stand for it. They can have my squat-thrusts when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.
- Daria: What?
- Jane: I don't know.
- Daria: Jane. On a school team. That's pathetic. Hey, if she's the pathetic one, why am I talking to myself? And more importantly, why am I waiting for a reply?
- Daria: [Quinn is knocking on the door] Someone's knocking. Come in.
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Hi, Daria, how's it going?
- Daria: Okay. Out with it.
- Quinn Morgendorffer: I was thinking that you and I could... you know, do something together.
- Daria: All right, who are you, and where are you hiding Quinn?
- Quinn Morgendorffer: What? Can't a sister spend time with her...
- Daria: Cousin?
- Quinn Morgendorffer: All right, Mom is forcing me to hang out with you.
- Daria: Forcing?
- Quinn Morgendorffer: I've got her gold card.
- Daria: Why didn't you say so? Give me the first cash advance and you can come with me to the library.
- Quinn Morgendorffer: The library? If anyone saw me there, I'd die.
- Daria: Okay, then, how about the mall? You know, where your friends hang out.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Alright, so I thought I was making a joke, but I was really humiliating you in front of this guy you like...
- Jane Lane: [Interrupts] Appreciate.
- Daria Morgendorffer: - This guy you appreciate, which was stupid and insensitive. So I'm an idiot and I'm sorry, okay?
- Jane Lane: Not so fast; How do I know this is a sincere apology and not a cheap ploy to get back on my good side?
- Daria Morgendorffer: Why does there have to be a difference?
- Jane Lane: I accept.
- Ms. Morris: Ladies. Why aren't you exercising with the rest of the class?
- Jane Lane: We are exercising.
- Daria Morgendorffer: We're exercising our right to abstain from cheerleader practice.
- Ms. Morris: That's not cheerleading, it's agility. Jane Lane, you're just like your sisters, aren't you?
- Jane Lane: We share certain chromosome pairs. Beyond that, I'm not supposed to say.
- Ms. Morris: You know what I mean. Can't be part of a group. Always have to be different. Your sister Penny never wanted to participate, either. I taught her a thing or two about the American competitive spirit.
- Jane Lane: You sure did. That's why she's spent the last ten years out of the country.