Daria (TV Series)

The Story of 'D' (2001)

Marc Thompson: Mr. Anthony DeMartino, Mr. Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson, Jamie White

Quotes 

• [the three J's just bought a self-published fashion magazine from Quinn] 

  Joey : "An Ode to Aubergine?"

  Jamie : "A Good Pluck?"

  Jeffy : "Please Remember to Blush?"

  Jane Lane : There must be a lot going on in the boys' room that we don't know about.

  Daria Morgendorffer : And really, that's as it should be.

• Jodie Abigail Landon : Hey, Daria, congratulations. A published story, that's amazing.

  [Kevin and Brittany approach them] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : Um, it's not exactly published. I sent it in, but I haven't heard back.

  Kevin Thompson : Then why are you telling everybody that it's been published?

  Jane Lane : Oh, you know Daria and her compulsive need to impress.

  Brittany Taylor : Oh. But then instead of making up stuff about writing, shouldn't you pick something good?

  Daria Morgendorffer : How's this? During the day, I'm a mild-mannered student. But at night, I fight crime in a stretchy-stretchy costume.