Lost in Space (TV Series)

Island in the Sky (1965)

Mark Goddard: Major Don West

Quotes 

• Maj. Don West : [Retrieves a chimpanzee-like alien "bloop" from behind a bush] 

  Will Robinson : For Pete's sake, what's that?

  Maj. Don West : This is what we picked up on the scanner. I'm sorry, Maureen.

  Penny Robinson : Oh, he's darling. May I have him?

  Maureen Robinson : No, you may not.

  Maj. Don West : Come on. Come on, fellow. Beat it.

  [the bloop begins to walk away] 

  Maureen Robinson : Penny, you may have it if you wish.

  Penny Robinson : No, Mom. I don't want him. Really, I don't.

  Maureen Robinson : Get it for her, will you, Don? It's all right dear. You may have it.

  Maj. Don West : [Picking up the bloop]  Come on, Charlie. Looks like you found yourself a home.

  Penny Robinson : [Holding the bloop]  I'm gonna call you Debbie.

  Maj. Don West : Come on, kids. Let's go. Come on.

• Maj. Don West : [Holding Smith in a headlock]  You're not giving *any* orders to that robot, except one. When I tell you to, you'll say exactly *six* words: 'Robot, go back to your compartment.'. Deviate by one syllable, ONE breath, and it will be your last! Robot, go BACK to your compartment. You got that? Nod if you understand me.

  [Smith nods] 

  Maj. Don West : All right. Say it now.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Robot... go... back to your compartment.

  [the Robot complies and goes below deck] 

  Maj. Don West : OK buster, into the freezing tube!

• Dr. Zachary Smith : My dear Dr. Robinson, I can't begin to describe how happy I am at finding you alive.

  Maj. Don West : Now I'LL tell one.

• Maj. Don West : [referring to Dr. Smith]  He's as slippery as a bucket of eels.