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Quotes
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Special Agent Ziva David : I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : The term is 'easy'.
Special Agent Ziva David : What's the difference?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Mostly the make-up.
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[a group of new agents have been assigned to observe an autopsy]
Officer Ziva David : We had this same test at Mossad. If you fail, they terminate you.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : How do you fail an autopsy?
[one of the junior agents vomits]
Officer Ziva David : By doing that. What happens if you fail here?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Well, it depends, Officer David. Some of them go on to become our director.
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Special Agent Ziva David : [as they're about to search for a suspect] Gibbs, I d be better suited if I actually went
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We're taking him alive! Let's roll!
[Gibbs, DiNozzo and McGee leave]
Park Ranger Bobby Hendricks : I hate it when men try to protect you because you're female.
Special Agent Ziva David : Oh, he's not trying to protect *me*. He's afraid I'll kill Rowan before he tells us where the girl is.
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Officer Ziva David : Do you mind if I catch a bat nap?
Park Ranger Bobby Hendricks : No. Just hang from the rafters.
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Abby Sciuto : I was just about to call Tony and McGee. I think they were having sex.
Officer Ziva David : Tony and McGee?
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Special Agent Ziva David : Great! He'll be like a pin in a haystack!
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : "Needle in a haystack."
Special Agent Ziva David : Well, aren't pins just as hard to find?
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Special Agent Ziva David : The night Riley was murdered, Edom was at his daughter's dance recital in Manassas Virginia. Multiple witnesses.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Unbelievable.
Special Agent Ziva David : I agree. I thought for sure this was our man.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : No, I mean this guy actually reproduced?
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Special Agent Ziva David : Lions and Spiders and Bears, Oh My!