Undergrads (TV Series)

Virgins (2001)

Yannick Bisson: Stoner Dave

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Quotes 

• Stoner Dave : "How to Seduce a Woman"? No way, man! Are you on the skunk-weed? This isn't how you do it, bro!

  Nitz : Well then how am I supposed to learn?

  [Dave picks up a stack of videos] 

  Stoner Dave : "Chocolate Trouble", "Sweet Lady Cane", "Fists of Dynamite", "Lips of Love", "Sir Pimps-A-Lot", and my personal favorite, "Black Jackson", mutha!

• [Watching the porn videos] 

  Tyrie : Watch your ass, Chocolate!

  Chocolate : Ooh, what's the matter, Tyrie? You not man enough to watch it for me?

  [More people sit down and start watching] 

  Woman : I got your number, Black Jackson!

  Jackson : Ding! Now serving 28 baby, and 1 size does fit all!

  [the room begins to fill] 

  Sir Pimps-A-Lot : I ain't neva see that slut in my life!

  Chocolate : Well maybe this will refresh your memory, Pimps-a-lot!

  [zipping noise] 

  Nitz : Man. That Chocolate Sauce is nothin but sweet-ass trouble.

  Stoner Dave : Oh yeah, you got that right.