Undergrads (TV Series)

Virgins (2001)

Jene Yeo: Jessie

Quotes 

• Jessie : Rocko had a girlfriend? Was she mentally challenged or like a man or something?

  [Rocko scowls at her] 

  Jessie : Okay, for the sake of conversation, let's say your ex wasn't a total whack-job. Why did you break up?

  Rocko : It's sorta complicated.

  [flashback to prom] 

  Rocko : Uh, I know it's prom and all, buuut... I'm breaking up with you so I can get laid by tons of chicks when I go to college. Oh yeah, happy birthday!

• Rocko : So, wanna have sex?

  Jessie : You tried that one yesterday, Einstein.

  Rocko : Oh sorry. All chicks look alike to me.

• [after a floor meeting about campus sexual activity] 

  Jessie : Like anyone would want to ask The Duggler about sex. My mom talks about sex more maturely. And she uses words like "pee-pee" and "bunny-hole."