- [after a fight over a cheese log sample]
- Mrs. Johansen: You'll pay for this.
- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: I'm a teacher! *Try* to collect!
- [laughs maniacally]
- Jane Lane: [sneaks up to Andrea] Caught ya!
- Daria Morgendorffer: [Andrea turns around] Andrea?
- Andrea: Well, you found me... Now you can make fun of the pathetic goth chick who's parents make her work at a crappy job in a stupid warehouse store. Go on, cut me up like you do everyone else...
- Daria Morgendorffer: ...I just want a shoelace.
- Jane Lane: Besides, I don't think we can cut you up anymore than you just did.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Tom ate your Gummi Bears even though he knew you needed them for your statue? That *was* pretty inconsiderate.
- Jane Lane: Well, now that I think about it I may not have actually told him they were for my statue, but he should have known!
- Daria Morgendorffer: Definitely. Especially since they were probably right there next to your paints. Unless he eats paint too.
- Jane Lane: Um... the Gummi Bears were in a bowl on the kitchen counter. But they were in plain view of my statue!
- [pause]
- Jane Lane: I don't have a leg to stand on, do I?
- Daria Morgendorffer: I'd rather not answer that, stumpy.
- [Quinn is on the phone when she breaks a shoelace]
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Oh no, oh my God, oh no. Accessory emergency Stacy, I have to go. No Stacy it's not you. It's not. It's not! Okay fine, it is you, bye!
- [Stacy can be heard crying as Quinn hangs up]