- Jesse Katsopolis: Get off my back, so I wasn't the best skater out there.
- Joey Gladstone: You call that skating? Your butt never left the ice.
- Michelle Tanner: I cannot go outside, *Dad* said.
- D.J. Tanner: Well Dad's not here. I'm in charge, that makes me Dad.
- Stephanie Tanner: Until the real Dad comes back and makes you grounded.
- D.J. Tanner: Do you ever hear a little voice inside your head telling you that something is wrong?
- Stephanie Tanner: Yeah, but I ignore it and listen to you.
- Theater Manager: Now why would Kimmy Gibbler tell you you're our millionth customer? We've only been open a week.
- Stephanie Tanner: Well I hate to tell you, sir, but you hired an airhead.
- Stephanie Tanner: [after DJ comes clean about what they did] Deej what happened? We got away with it and you *blew it.
- D.J. Tanner: I couldn't go through with it. You ever have they voice in your head saying "this is wrong"?
- Stephanie Tanner: Sure and I told it to shut up and I listened to *you*!