Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Hellcats (1990)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

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Quotes 

• Joel : That was a guy.

  Crow T. Robot : No, it wasn't.

  Joel : It was too!

  Crow T. Robot : Was not!

  Tom Servo : Was not was! There! I made a meaningless pop culture reference! Now, knock it off!

• Crow T. Robot : Joel, what are these films trying to teach us about life?

  Joel : Well, I guess they're trying to say that we're born, and then we die, and there's lots of padding in between.

• Crow T. Robot : They look as confused by the film as we are.

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Clayton Forrester : [to TV's Frank]  Let's push the button... together.

• [At the funeral, a biker jams his knife into the casket] 

  Crow T. Robot : So, how much would you pay for this switchblade? But wait, you also get the bread knife, the Uzi automatic, the love beads, some guy's keys. You know, professional lowlife scum would pay nine ninety-five for this stuff.

• Crow T. Robot : Did I ever tell you about the time Joel dressed me up as Judy Garland and forced me to sing show tunes? I've got a lot of pain.

  [Movie Sign beeps] 

  Crow T. Robot : And I've got a Movie Sign all by myself! AAH!

• Crow T. Robot : It's Bob Fosse vs. Tommy Tune!

• [a pair of legs are seen sticking out of a garbage can] 

  Crow T. Robot : That guy's trashed!

  Tom Servo : No, he's looking for the script.