Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Gamera vs. Barugon (1991)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• [Keisuke checks the dead Kawajiri's pockets and finds a photo of a woman and child] 

  Crow T. Robot : Hey, that's MY family!

• [a boat sails past the camera] 

  Joel Robinson : Hey, it's "Funny Girl" and there's Barbara Streisand.

  [a second boat sails by] 

  Crow T. Robot : McHale!

• Forrester : Take this film and shove it, Joel!

• Karen : It's called... Rainbow Valley.

  Crow T. Robot : The Care Bears live there.

• [Barugon is born] 

  Crow T. Robot : Hey, little muc-y guy!

• Tom Servo : If Gamera craves fire, what does Barugon crave?

  Crow T. Robot : Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia?

• Narrator : Gamera is attracted to any form of heated energy.

  Crow T. Robot : And I'm attracted to Bea Arthur. Go figure.