Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Angels Revenge (1995)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

Quotes 

• Mike Nelson : You know this was Jim Backus's first film after he died.

• Mike Nelson : [after seeing Jim Backus' embarrassing acting]  You know, now I appreciate the quiet dignity of Pat Buttram's performance.

• Mike Nelson : [What appears to be an entire town is passing the Satellite of Love through space]  It's Aaron Spelling's house!

  Tom Servo : Ssh! Don't spook it; it might charge!

• Model : As easy as A, B, C.

  Mike Nelson : She formed a sentence.

• [a 1970's Cadillac station wagon chases a young boy unsuccessfully] 

  Mike Nelson : You know, if they turned off the air conditioner, that Caddy could catch him.

• Mike Nelson : Wait! I got more barnyard analogies!

• Angel : The turret gun is ready.

  Mike Nelson : The turd gun? Whaddya need one of those for?

• Mike Nelson : [as girl]  I interrupted my perm to come here.

• Mike Nelson : [as Susan Kiger's character enters the scene]  It's Miles O'Keefe with breasts!