Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Eegah (1993)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson

Quotes 

• Joel Robinson : [Eegah begins pawing at Roxy's hair in a manner similar to Torgo's in "Manos"]  Oh, no! He's gone to the Torgo school of fondling!

• Joel Robinson : [Eegah breaks into Roxy's home and scopes out the living room]  Hey! Check it out! There's an oven in the living room!

• Tom Servo : Joel, what chance do we have in a world that keeps presenting us with vivid images of hell?

  Joel : Well, there's personal liberty, strength of conviction, those have been known to work. And then there's the time the country rallies together to beat back hell, like the time we as a nation said no to Yahoo Serious.

  Crow T. Robot : I remember that. All of us together, drawn inexplicably to the slobbering mouth of hell, and then suddenly, somehow, by some unknown force, rescued in the nick of time, like Moses and the Israelites.

  Tom Servo : Now who in creation is powerful enough to do that?

  Crow T. Robot : [imitating Goliath]  Gee Davey, do you think it was... God?

• [as the camera descends on the mountainside, the tire tracks the camera crew trucks left behind are seen] 

  Joel Robinson : Eegah drives a tank?