Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Outlaw of Gor (1993)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : [as Jack Palance]  I crap bigger than this movie!

• Crow T. Robot : [as Jack Palance/Xenos]  God, I'm drunk.

• Watney Smith : Hi darling. You, uh, doing anything later?

  Crow T. Robot : [as the girl Watney's hitting on]  Yeah, blowing you off.

• Crow T. Robot : [as Cabot's ring starts making noise]  It's Commissioner Gordon calling.

• Crow T. Robot : Sorry folks. We simply could not afford to have special effects.

• Watney Smith : What's hell's the matter with the car, Cabot? Keep it on the road.

  Crow T. Robot : It's just the stage hands rocking it.

• Crow T. Robot : [watching Cabot pound on an attacker's chest]  Clear! Live dammit. C'mon.

• Crow T. Robot : Oh, please. Let's not have another vague scene.

• Mike Nelson : [regarding Cabot's fight the gladiators]  That's not him. Good thing they brought his stunt double in.

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah, but he fights good. Too bad he wasn't the hero.