- Mike Nelson: [while the 'Yipe Stripes' instrumental plays in the background in the teen hang out] Would someone shut that music off? It's driving me crazy!
- Tom Servo: [when the Fast Backs first show up in jail and the cop comes into the room to break up the arguement] Bored straight.
- [first lines]
- Mike Nelson: [on the telephone] You see, I don't know what my area code is 'cause I'm up in the Milky Way for cryin' out loud.
- [last lines]
- Dr. Clayton Forrester: Oh, good one, Mike. Frank was swaying to your little song there and got sick. How sick? That's your dinner for the next three weeks, Frank.
- Crow T. Robot: [killer pulls Ann down behind a fence to choke her to death] Splender In The Grass 2: Dream Warrior!
- Tom Servo: [Betty screams] Hey, Would you keep it down? I'm trying to strangle someone here!