Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Village of the Giants (1994)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson, Torgo

Quotes 

• Mike Nelson : If her pants were any tighter, they'd be behind her. Wow.

• Mike Nelson : [as dog]  Up yours, Opie. I ain't goin'.

• Genius : Well, come on in.

  Mike Nelson : [as dog]  I can't, I'm a special effect.

• Mike Nelson : [as girl]  Can I torment you with my femininity?

• Fred : My old man's in the meat business in Los Angeles.

  Nancy : Isn't that interesting...

  Mike Nelson : Buh-bye!

• Mike Nelson : Oh no! It's Tommy Kirk in little pants.

• Crow T. Robot : It sounds like Shaft is coming!

  Mike Nelson : Shut your mouth.

• Tom Servo : [a duck is at the party]  Now this is ridiculous!

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah, first of all, we're assuming they paid cover.

  Tom Servo : So where did they get the money?

  Mike Nelson : Maybe they put it on the bill?

• Mike Nelson : If it rains much more they will turn into sea monkeys.