- Jake Long: Hold up! I'm out in my underwear in front of my little sister, a reporter and my home-ec teacher. Oh, I get it. This is one of those stress dreams! I'm totally dreaming! I love it when you find out it's not real!
- [to Sun]
- Jake Long: What's up Sunshine? Oh, common' yall! Raise the roof! Raise the roof! Shake what your daddy gave ya! Shake it like it might just save ya! No? Can I get a "HI HO"!
- Jake's Grandfather: We will begin a trust activity.
- [Jake leans back and falls into a mud pit]
- Jake's Grandfather: The lesson is to trust no one.