Valerie Bertinelli: Barbara Cooper

Quotes 

• Barbara Cooper : [showing off her graduation formal]  Do I look OK?

  Dwayne F. Schneider : OK? OK! Did Fred Astaire dance OK? Did Babe Ruth hit OK? Did Errol Flynn...

  [he gets withering looks from all three women] 

  Dwayne F. Schneider : [sheepishly]  OK.

• Ann Romano : Sooner or later we all have to grow up and make decisions.

  Barbara Cooper : Mmmm, I'm not sure I like it.

  Ann Romano : Making decisions?

  Barbara Cooper : Growing up... Mom, if I really am an adult, I mean legally and all, how come I don't feel any different? I mean, I still feel like me.

  [she puts out her hand, as if measuring the height of a child] 

  Ann Romano : You're always gonna feel like that.

  Barbara Cooper : When do you finally feel all grown up?

  Ann Romano : I'll tell you when I get there.