- Kitty Forman: [Goes outside and closes the door] Washer and dryer, Red, they are going to have a washer and dryer! That redheaded harlot is going to be shouting out my baby's grass stains! What about my last summer with my youngest child? I bet you weren't thinking about that when you went fishing! I bought sparklers for the 4th of July! He loves sparklers and now he's leaving and what are we going to do for the 4th of July?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Uh... there's a car show in Kenosha.
- Kitty Forman: A car show? I don't wanna go to a fucking car show in fucking Kenosha! I want three more fucking months with my baby boy! And now they're gone because of your bullshit! Way to go, dumbass!
- Steven Hyde: They should have X-rayed your head!
- Michael Kelso: They *did*! And for your information, the found *nothing*!
- [Hyde, Kelso and Fez are on top of the water tower, with black paint and brushes for writing graffiti]
- Michael Kelso: So, Hyde. I gave Jackie some jellybeans today.
- Steven Hyde: Who cares?
- Michael Kelso: Well, you should because they were pink, and that is the bean of love, and I got her that particular bean because I never stopped loving her.
- Steven Hyde: [sarcastically] Well, you stopped long enough to cheat on her with Pam Macy, Laurie and Annette. Who else am I forgetting?
- Michael Kelso: [laughs] Ho-ho-ho! There where many others, but you cheated on her with a nurse.
- Steven Hyde: It was a misunderstanding that you caused. That's it, lets go!
- [Hyde approaches Kelso menacingly. Fez tries to stop them from fighting]
- Michael Kelso: Oh, okay! I hope you got that nurse's phone number cause your gonna need it when I'm done with ya!
- Fez: Hey! Stop it! Stop it! You two need to grow up and start painting genitals on the water tower!
- Michael Kelso: Fine! I'll be over here.
- Steven Hyde: Fine! I'll be over here.
- [Hyde and Kelso return to their original spots]
- Laurie Forman: Mommy, where's Daddy? I need $20.
- Kitty Forman: [suspicious] Why?
- Laurie Forman: In an effort to clean up my act, I'm buying my *own* drinks now!